Every man fantasizes about having a busty housekeeper, especially one who shows up for work wearing short shorts that hug her ass chicks and a low-cut top that allows her gigantic, natural tits to hang free. The question is, what's more important to you, a clean house or an empty nut sac? We thought so. So, yes, time is precious, and you're paying Candace by the hour, but what the heck? Being an obedient housekeeper, she offers up her tits to you, then her mouth, then her pussy, and by the time you're done, you're thinking about that episode of Seinfeld, the one in which he keeps fucking his maid, who never gets any work done because she's always swallowing Jerry's dick. It makes you wonder: When a busty chick like Candace says she's a maid, is she really saying, "I¹ll service your cock for money?” Wonder no more. Candace provides us with the answer.

Daphne's tits may be too big to be contained by most tops, but they're just the right size to squeeze a cock for ultimate tit-fuck pleasure. "Some girls don't care for tit-fucking, but I love it. I like to put my boobs to good use and if I can turn a guy on with them, then that turns me on. The best way to get a guy super hard before we fuck is to let him slide his dick in my cleavage while I suck the head." Daphne also puts her asshole to good use, too. It's little and tight but never turns away a cock!

Sometimes you break the law and sometimes it is the job of the law to break you. And that means that you might be on probation for a while. You know about probation. You can't do anything fun and all of a sudden you are wearing a new piece of ankle jewelry that makes it difficult to go where you want, when you want. And if you are unfortunate enough to be on probation, then you will have a Parole Officer. Now, a P.O. can make your life hell. They want you to pee in tiny cups and they break your balls about anything you're doing, thinking about doing or want to do. But imagine if you will, that your P.O. was a hot chick with big tits. That when she showed up, it meant that she wanted a sample, not of your urine, but of your sperm. Then it's not so bad, eh? Now we won't lie to you and tell you that June Summers makes a great P.O., but we will say that when she says she is here to "Bust You" that means she is gonna milk your dong with her big titties. If that's the case then just put your hands up and surrender.

Have you ever been hanging out with a couple of your buddies and you happen upon a chick with huge tits and one of your buddies says,"Oh, man. Look at that rack. That chick wants it. She wants me to give it to her..."? Well, we are here to tell you that your buddy is 100% right. Don't look so surprised. Your buddy may not be NASA material, but he calls 'em like he sees 'em. You see, chicks with big tits are horny all the time. They want it all the time. That's why they are built the way they are. Why do you think they have chesticles that large? It's not because they like to wear big bras, oh, no. It's because they are hornier than most women and those big tits are designed to get your attention so you can fuck 'em every which way. Just check out big-titter Daylene Rio. This rackalicious chick can't even get through an interview without sucking cock and riding the baloney pony. She gets horny just having a conversation with a guy. It's almost unfair how easy it is to dick down her dugs.

Here's a little 411 on chicks: They hate on each other with such a vengeance that it will make your head spin. It's an innate thing, man. If a bunch of chicks are in a room and a new, hotter chick joins the crowd, those bitches will talk shit and attack her with all their petty, jealous ammo. Don't believe us? Well, poor Dylan here was at a club minding her business and looking fine in this tit-hugging number when all of a sudden a chick next to her at the bar deliberately knocks a drink down the front of her shirt. Yeah, we said it. Deliberately. Why? Because she was mad that Dylan was getting all the attention from the boob hounds at the bar. Not to worry because Dylan might have gotten all wet, but a helpful patron steps in to rescue her and takes her to his house so she can get out of those wet clothes and onto his cock. And boy does she work his cock. She uses all her resources. She mouths that cock. She titty-fucks that cock. She even jacks it for a while. And then, she lowers her gushy pussy onto it and rides it until it explodes. Way to turn a bad situation into an opportunity to get some, Dylan.

There's nothing like a little kink to make sex better. Especially when you can get kinky with as hot a piece of ass as Daphne Rosen. Daphne is the total package: She is smart, has a great personality and she is the freakiest sex fiend you can find. This girl does it all. So when this guy wanted to experiment with some nipple clamps, she was all for it. When he whipped out the whips and chains, Daphne whipped out his cock and went to town. When he told her that he wanted to fuck her tits and her pussy and then finish off with his cock in her ass, she agreed wholeheartedly. And when he told her that he wanted to spray her down with his nut sauce she told him to do it. Because Daphne knows that the only thing better than being a big-titted cock fiend is being a big-titted cock fiend coated in cum.

When Kali tries on tight tops it's kind of difficult for her to stuff her huge hoots into them. She tries, though. But in the end, she can't contain them and they bust right out of their constrictive prison. She uses the fact that she is topless to her advantage and decides to give her man a sloppy tit fucking. But all that titty fucking doesn't satisfy her fuck lust, so she hops on his cock and rides it, hard. Trying on tight tops is forgotten once this guy tries Kali's tight pussy on his dick. The lesson learned here is that less is more, meaning, the less clothes that Kali has on, the more dick she can get. We think that for all big-titted chicks, that is pretty much a rule to live by.

Sometimes you have to spice things up a bit in the bedroom to keep the ladies happy. Sometimes they want you to romance 'em, sometimes they want you to come over with fancy massage oils and play masseur, and sometimes they want you to role play. We know, we know. All of these things seem tedious and do nothing for you. That's why we are all for the proactive type of woman who likes to keep things fresh by dressing up for YOU. The type of chick who channels her inner freak and shows up dressed in an outfit made up entirely of leather straps. A lady like Savannah Jane. This busty ball breaker comes to the party dressed up and ready to beat your meat...literally. Watch her play with clamps and suction cups on her amazing nipples and then use her straps on this dick, too. We suggest that if you don't like to do any extra work in the bedroom, you find yourself a fun-bagged freak like Savannah. She will do all the work and you get to splatter her with all of the benefits of that hard work.

There is probably one thing that you and the opposite sex have in common, and that one thing is Desperate Housewives. The only thing is that chicks like to watch a show about these lonely, horny bitches and we like to fuck the shit out of them when their husbands are at work. Trust us when we say, these lonely and lusting broads get so worked up that they will jump anything with a hard-on, if they get the chance. And no one knows this more than the blue-collar service guy. That's right: The Maytag guy is tagging more asses than you and us combined, man. When a desperate housewife opens her door for a service call, chances are that she will soon be opening her legs for a little servicing, too. Watch as Amber, a lonely lady all cooped up in a glitzy high rise, goes gaga for the window washer and decides to lure him in by putting her jugs on the glass. You'll want to grab a squeegee and start a new profession when you see her work his cock to a streak-free shine.

Okay, so you know this scenario: You take a hottie home and you fuck the shit out of her. She seems to be a nice girl, so you let her spend the night. And then the next morning she turns out to be either hideous, a blanket hogger or worse...annoying and demanding. You know what kind of girl we are referring to. The kind who wants a glass of water or wants you to get her something to eat. But we are here to tell you that there is another kind of chick out there. The Giver. The Giver will wake up and blow you. She will offer you a massage and ask you if you need a glass of water. Trust us. The Giver exists. Just check out cutie Daylene Rio. She is a giver and a half. You see, Daylene will bring you breakfast in bed. (Yes, it happens.) And she will feed you all sorts of delicious goodies. And once you have had your fill of food, and you've regained the energy it takes to pound a stacked honey like this, Daylene is more than happy to spread her legs and mouth wide so you can feed her...some cock. And what's wrong with that? To all of you who have had the bad morning-after with some troll bitch, we say this: Keep the faith, brother. The Giver is out there and when you land her, keep her around. It's not too often you're gonna get breakfast in bed AND head.